BRENTZILLA

• If I ever run into a clydesdale, I’ll probably punch it in the snout. That’s how much I hate Bud. #
• Sigh. Even China has high-speed rail. California? Never happen in my lifetime. #
• Why doesn’t iTunes like MP3s from India? #
• I think running with @CcSteff would be the ultimate in adventure, and would ultimately end in my untimely death. #
• Hey farkers: No need to use “w/” or “w” in place of “with” in headlines — just spell the damn word already. #
• @CcSteff: I got me the lungs and legs, but the knifework is admittedly a bit rusty. #
• Russia is apparently paying attention to a world that’s telling it to stop invading a sovereign nation. The United States? Not so much. #
• List of most amazing foods: 5) Chicken and waffles. 4) NY-style pepperoni slice. 3) Cured-meat sandwiches. 2) Indian, generally. 1) Pie. #
• Who’s the douche calling gymnastics for NBC? “There’s a new China syndrome — it’s called China gold!” Tried to sound impromptu, failed hard #
• Retweet @sluggirl1: “You neglected to mention chocolate-covered bacon. http://tinyurl.com/5u28yo.” ZOMG! Mouth watering up… #
• @smartasshat: Ha, yeah, saw that too. What is it about sports in general, and gymnastics in particular, that makes TV people retarded? #
• Problem with saying “ad hominem!” when in bitchslap? You make up rules not agreed upon; use said rules to be a dick; whine when bitchslapped #
• Shoos them? In your part of the country, you need a T in there somewhere, @wwjdfakb #
• Damn: Google Maps caught me in, uhm, napping… that’s it: http://tinyurl.com/5z9cdd #

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