BRENTZILLA

• @CcSteff’s hate heat sets nuclear fire to a solar system of dead, nice, boring things. (Not even lying.) #
• I WANT A BETTER PEANUT BUTTER! Thinking of setting up an X-Prize-style foundation in encourage creation of such. #
• Received IM: “i think jesus and buddha could have hung out with a doobie and been like all, wtf is wrong with these trads?” #
• @TDefren: Twitterbabies! #
• Staring at screen. Staring at document. Not typing. Not enough coffee. #
• LESBIAN BACON WITH MAPLE SYRUP AND I HATE CUIL.COM! Do I get favrd? #
• A ninja stole my rubberband ball. Well, if by “ninja,” I mean a tubby, borderline retarded Raiders fan who works in the QA department. #
• Realizing I spent all of 10 minutes on catalog today, and not even 10 minutes. More like negative 10 minutes. Maybe negative 7.5 hours… #

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