BRENTZILLA

• XOMG GOT ME A JAMES MADISON DOLLAR COIN! Jealous much, losers? #
• The more you lack in irony and sarcasm, the better a person you are. So you, me and the hipsters of the SF Bay Area are headed for hell. #
• Earthquake vagina is fine. No need to jealous on the attention, peeps. I just can’t follow another funny person right now. I tried. Can’t. #
• Retweet @elliotng: “Blogger wang @jianshuo gives his impressions of BJ on his recent trip http://is.gd/19UQ.” Interesting! Yet, child am I. #
• However, between actions of Chinese government of late, and lack of interest in corporatized Olympics in recent years, not really into it. #
• @califmom: Sweepstake laws are more involved than you think. My company had to back off due to legalities. #
• @califmom: Spaniards introduced me to cheap red-wine concoction that was mixed with cola in early ’90s. Good shit for the kids riding rails. #
• @califmom, still, you know, keep it low level and not officious, you’ll probably be fine. It’s the Web, not 1984. #
• I’m liking the simple little games on iPhone better than the ones I paid money for. Worse, I wondered if that would be the case. #
• Crossed the street without looking one way or the other. Everything mom taught me dissolves as I become one of THEM. (THEM = Berkeleyian.) #
• Fark headline of the day thus far: “When there’s no ideas ♪♫♪ in Hollywood ♪♫♪ Who you gonna call?” #
• Funniest thing on Twitter you’re probably not reading? A certain robotic lander on Mars: @MarsPhoenix #

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