BRENTZILLA

• Barista just apologized for ripping my receipt. At long last, the day I’ve waited for, when all who have offended me will grovel at my feet! #
• Erm… how come I’m not seeing @califmom in my friend’s timeline? #
• Oh yeah, @alysonwithay and @chickenlittle are all kinds of tarded on rickrolling. CAT FIGHT! #
• From the school of modern politics: Don’t mention your opponent’s name if at all possible. John McCain apparently forgot to do the homework. #
• @CcSteff: Many reasons why you could hate Berkeley, but the befuddled Baby Boomers who occupy doorways, oblivious to everyone else… ACK. #
• Already hating the rhyming meme. Hate is my operating mode today. #
• Hate it when Fark’s headlines get tweeted before I can get my editor mitts on ‘em… #
• Westside Story dancing, @alysonwithay, and Buffy the Vamp Slayer banter. Y’all best get the dance moves on, you have the talky-talky down. #
• Woman asked me, “What’s an iPhone?” Felt like I was on Mars, struggling to breathe a too thin, too cold, too toxic air. Then: “Just kidding” #
• Retweet of @farktv (but skip if you’re a dude): Watch Scotty K get kicked in the nuts over and over http://tinyurl.com/5f7wa5 #

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