BRENTZILLA

• Monday night is generally the night I don’t drink beer, but I break the rules nearly every week. #
• True Thing No. 329: 100 percent of Berkeley grad students who are A) blond and B) have ponytails are C) ready for me to beat them up. #
• (Oh yeah, throw “X) male” into the preceding equation. #
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• They like me because I don’t like them. (Which isn’t fair, because I really do like them, they just don’t know it and shouldn’t). SHHH! #
• @alysonwithay: Yes. I feel either his or your pain. Batman? NO JOKE. #
• “Everyone is a hero in their own novel.” I’ve said this. Someone else said, “Everyone is a hero or heroine, etc.” Time to reinvent language. #
• @farktv, how do you misspell “off”? #
• Prepare cereal in kitchen. Go away. Return to replace spoon that fell upon company’s ick carpet on way to desk. Then repeat. LIFE IS SO HARD #
• Fark heh: “Gary Oldman says he once worked with an actor who would burn his own legs with cigarette butts. ‘Let’s just call him Sean Penn’” #
• Watched the trailer for Battlestar Galactica prequel movie, “Caprica.” Looks more like a Depression-era gangster film than a sci-fi flick. #
• “I suggested we make it a book club that watches films instead.” That’s my kind of book club. #
• Word I always start to misspell but then catch myself misspelling and then spell correctly? “Genius” (from “Genious”). Is this irony? #
• Best IM received today: “HELLO FUCK!” It was meant to be “HOLY FUCK,” but I like the mistake better. #
• I’d like to see a high quality, glossy, big-format magazine called Asscracker. Can someone get on that, please? Thanks. #

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