BRENTZILLA

• @alysonwithay, Denny Crane. #
• And… skipped working out. And… ate a fat sausage-and-egg thing. And… heading to a show soon. SA-WEET. #
• @absintheglow: What the what? Let’s get a beer soon, turn that frown way upside down. #
• At the show: Peeps kind of down on Listening Party, but I’m thinking they’ll be decent one day. Await Wolf Parade, biatches! #
• Wolf Parade. Wolf Parade. Wolf Parade. Wolf Parade. Wolf Parade? Wolf Parade. #
• Dammit! Me and @herdnoise lost our herd of short people! #
• Our herd of small people, gone forever. But we’re making due with a loose coalition of smalls and mediums, no talks allowed. #
• Twitter ate the rest of my Wolf Parade reports. The h8! #
• Erm… you’re just about the most popular kid on my Twitlog, @elliottng #
• I started a rubberband ball two days ago. It grows, it grows… http://twitpic.com/4jna #
• Loopt (and these other iPhone social-networking apps) would work better if they actually worked. Currently says I’m clear across town. #
• @TIHSHO, untuck the shirt, you’ll be halfway to non-douchery! #
• I officially fire the following: 1) Whoever booked The Dave Matthews Band to appear at the Greek Theater in Berkeley. 2) Founder of company. #
• @TDefren: Thanks for the check. Check! Keep it up :) #
• Ready for a good time? Check out @herdnoise’s latest Internet discovery, and groove to the soundtrack: http://tinyurl.com/3848×5 #
• @sflovestory, I like callng y’all “Twitterbabies.” #
• Coworkers are completely entranced by my rubberband ball. And when I say “entranced,” I mean they bounce it while I steal their wallets. #
• No one should cover “Brandy Alexander” because “Brandy Alexander” sucked. This means you, Ron Sexsmith. (And really? Sexsmith? Neato!) #
• An acquaintance flaked on a friend, saying, “Whatever, I’m broke anyway.” Thereby providing the one-line definition of himself. Excellent! #

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