BRENTZILLA

• Ack. I bought the cheese, but forgot to buy crackers. This is why I need me a wife. #
• @ljbecker: Ha! My iPhone is responsible for more misspellings than Hitler, Stalin combined! Many of our lawyer/authors are sweet, actually #
• Part of the reason I follow @misc is the icon. I love that icon. Beautiful! (Oh, and the tweets are good stuff too) #
• Weird how the original idea of Twitter (”Let people know where you are!”) makes for the most boring entries. #
• @califmom, “friend,” @califmom. That’s “friend.” #
• Starbucks manager pushing new smoothies prefers them with soy because it “lets the mango-orange-banana come through.” Meanwhile: So gross! #
• (Taste of sample-sized smoothie still sticking around despite rinsing tongue in coffee. Starbucks calls it “Vivanno” — you’ve been warned.) #
• @joethepeacock, finally, you say something I agree with. Stupid Twitter. Been hearing rumblings from www.identi.ca… #
• Twitter hate continues: “We’re working to restore IM services to all users. Thanks for your patience!” Uh, yeah, stop lying to me. #
• Fark snurt: “With only one eye, a withered ear, three legs… Gus has been crowned world’s ugliest dog, narrowly edging out Paris Hilton” #
• @joethepeacock, I dunno, Plurk is kinda worky-wonky. Let me know if you do it, and what you think. #
• @DrewCurtis: You got old, yo! #
• Fark headline of the day: “Man gives new meaning to heat stroke after blaming hot weather for fondling himself on front porch” #
• Calling to apologize and being ignored = Best. Thing. Ever. #
• From The Annals of Unfortunate Online Nicknames & Handles, entry No. 3381: “2euce” #
• Weird how a bunch of fark submitters start doing the same wrong thing at the same time. Today: Ellipses instead of commas. #
• @alysonwithay, oh, do not go Denny Crane on me! Denny Crane. #

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