BRENTZILLA

• God I fucking love the New Jersey Devils (loved them harder when they had the old green-and-red uniforms, but still love ‘em anyway). #
• @lisaga, turned off fastcupid about two weeks ago? I can’t do it for more than three months at a time. Breaks required! #
• @joepeacock, hee hee hee #
• If you’re one of these, please stop, thanks: Webmaster, meter maid, “I’m kind of a writer,” professional student, beastialitist #
• How can I refuse to follow something like @BeerOfTheDay? I can’t. I am unable. I am a man who drinks beer. #
• @joethepeacock, sir: A) You are a writer, not “kind of.” B) You need a 20-sided die with your webmaster title? #
• @vmarinelli, oh, if beer makes you feel bad, what can you do? I suspect it lent aid to the allergies that mugged me a couple weeks ago. #
• What kind of day is today? The kind in which I have to edit “Brtineymania” to read “Britneymania.” Fark kills brains better than bullets #
• @kangham, I’m pretty down on Malkmus… still waiting for post-Pavement genius from him. Have you checked out Preston School of Industry? #
• Dang. I hadn’t realized how many replies I’d missed until I strolled through the Replies tab… sorry if you thought I ignored y’all, y’all #

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