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Brent — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 06:59:59 +0000

Brent — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 06:59:59 +0000

Brent — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 06:59:59 +0000

Yesterday, San Francisco got a parade. Tomorrow, Oakland gets a riot. Pretty much par for the course. #
@alexismilana, we should start a truck that goes around offering services. #

Brent — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 06:59:59 +0000

Warning: BART is inundated with Giants fans heading to the parade. Both awesome and irritating and, yes, I am jealous. #
Facebook had yet another big media event that no one heard about except tech geeks. #

Brent — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 06:59:59 +0000

I got teary-eyed. #
Texas to defeat the Giants 1 (or, Why sports writers shouldn’t think in a public space): http://bit.ly/duG6xh #
Texas to defeat the Giants 2 (or, what games were you watching, smart guy. Because you weren’t watching SF): http://bit.ly/cHaU1t #
Texas to defeat the Giants (or, 22 out of 28 experts are morons. Bonus: The video in which dumbasses go on parade): http://es.pn/aePq0U #
Favorite quote in that video: “Until somebody beats Cliff Lee…” HOWZABOUT HE GETS BEAT TWICE? #
Texas to defeat the Giants (or, Fox Sports — which conducted “1001 World Series sims” — is as stupid as Fox News): http://bit.ly/aBcej4 #
Texas to defeat the Giants (or, 6 out of 7 at CBS Sports know what they’re talking about, totes): http://bit.ly/dpVcWB #
Oh, Mission kids, making SF look like you on a national stage. Sad. #
OH: “Did you celebrate last night?” “I got shot at last night.” “Oh. That’s a downer.” #

Brent — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 06:59:59 +0000

Are there any not-white people in Texas? If so, they apparently hate watching baseball. #

Brent — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 06:59:59 +0000

Brent — Thu, 21 Oct 2010 06:59:59 +0000

Apple haters complaining they can’t see the Apple livestream event on their shitty offbrand devices. There’s no pleasing you losers. #
Really, Apple: iPhoto is not that interesting. #
22 minutes in, and Apple is now showing how they print greeting cards from iPhoto. Isn’t that sweet? EFF OFF. iPhoto is annoying. #
This video tutorial on how to use iMovie is almost — YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN — interesting. #
@BlahBethany, check this out: http://www.engadget.com/2010/10/20/live-from-apples-back-to-the-mac-event/. I’m not going to be reliable. #
iMovie: Drama! Dramatic! Dramedy! iMovie is going to make my porn productions dramacious. #
@AGSHender, I guess that’s my problem: I don’t use these softwares, so I don’t want to hear about them for tens of minutes :) #
Either Apple started with the least interesting software and built from there, or my brain is mushed, because I like this GarageBand thing. #
YOU DO NOT WANT VERTICAL TOUCH DOOOODZ. Steve says. #
Get to the magic, damn you Steve. #
I mean, yeah, Lion OS X looks neat. Am I fired up yet? Something needs to fire me up. FIRE ME UP. #
Instant on is pretty sexy. And it’s awesome in the Macbook Air, too. #
Yeah, but does the new Macbook Air do Boot Camp because I want to do Excel for Windows on it???? #

Brent — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 06:59:59 +0000

Streaming the new Sufjan Stevens album, “The Age of Adz,” from NPR — it is mostly awesome. Check it: http://t.co/rVNNhi5 #
Oh hey there’s a new BlackBerry — YAAAWWWN — tablet announced. It is “app rocking,” apparentAH GOD I’M SO BOREDly. http://tcrn.ch/a8Wwbg #

Brent — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 06:59:59 +0000

PASSED: Couples who engage in baby talk, especially in public, are annoying and stupid. IT IS LAW. Next? #
It’s good we live in a republic because you couldn’t take your retarded kid out in public otherwise, sir. #
@califmom h8 #
Beach House http://yfrog.com/ml2fvj #
Vampire Weekend http://yfrog.com/j5de6mj #
@jendavis, check this band out! #