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Brent — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 06:59:59 +0000

@herdnoise makes an awesome Martinez. Perfect with this hookah. Ah, good night! #
Pavement is timeless. All Californians should download Quarantine the Past and revel. #

Brent — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 06:59:59 +0000

The G1 is dead. Wait, what’s that? #
The box from Amazon has a study guide I don’t want to deal with, and the latest Scott Pilgrim. Conflicted. Screw it — I love Scott Pilgrim! #

Brent — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 06:59:59 +0000

At Philz, where two almostelders and three protohipsters just examined an iPhone and wondered what it was. Feigned? Couldn’t tell. #

Brent — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 06:59:59 +0000

I AM MONKEY HEAR ME HOOT! HOOOO-HOOOO hoooooooo… #
Tip from your Uncle Brent, ladies: Everybody hates ninjas. #
Testing, testing: ██cu██nts. #
@sweatsinthecity, hey, not all of us make a living dealing with such characters! #
Nearly every day, there’s this little old Asian lady who runs for BART slower than I stroll. Adorable. #

Brent — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 06:59:59 +0000

BOOKS. READ MINE. NEED MORE. Anyone have suggestions? #
@sweatsinthecity, so, are you spoiling the movie for everyone? #
Tedious job is tedious. #
Tedious job is tedious and now playing is “Closer to Free” by the BoDeans which was the Party of Five theme and I googled that shoot me now. #

Brent — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 06:59:59 +0000

When you ask recent transplants to the Bay Area how they like living here and they answer, “Can’t beat the weather,” they hate it. #
Same company, new assignment, bored out of my frickin’ skull. #

Brent — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 06:59:59 +0000

The sad story of the lonely windmill on 5 is so sad. #
Dear lady clipping her nails on BART: You. Are. KILLING ME. #
@misc, Leo’s got his strengths, but thinking things through is not one of them. #
“Thank you for bolding those names like I asked.” Corporate positive reinforcement often sounds passive aggressive. #

Brent — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 06:59:59 +0000

Brent — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 06:59:59 +0000

Eating pizza. “I’m never gonna dance again, Cause guilty feet have got no rhythm.” #
It’s a combo slice. “Shooting at the walls of heartache, BANG BANG! I am the warrior!” #
It’s pretty good pizza, Cali-wise. “And may you never love in vain. And in my heart you’ll always remain. Forever young, forever young.” #
@sweatsinthecity ????? #
Gonna have another. “I don’t want to lose this feeling. Close your eyes and give me your hand. Do you feel my heart beating?” Pepperoni. #
Last minute ninja mission to break into @herdnoise’s house to feed his cat resulted in realizing I haven’t paid my ninja union dues lately. #
@sweatsinthecity, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. You need to film that next time. #

Brent — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 06:59:59 +0000

Uh oh. Becoming lecherous. I AM GETTING OLD NOOOOO #
@erelmartin INORITE? #
Breaking: Apple’s news conference discusses company’s culpability in BP oil spill. I KNEW IT #