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@Bob YES! #
This is one of those fuck-everything-I’m-gonna-play-me-some-video-games-before-I-get-my-drink-on days. PERFECT DAY #

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“Five grammar myths up with which one should not put.” Via Fark, and absolutely correct: http://fk.cm/go/5565274 #
I, too, never took HGH or Steroids. And I, too, did not lie to Congress. I, too, look forward to challenging the Gubamints. #

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The Internet has totally salted my bullshit game. #
In this edition of Wrong Foods: http://yfrog.com/jkjp7mj #
@Unfreakable, heya, Ken wants me to pass on your contact information. I think he’s in love with you. #
@Unfreakable, you’re right about one of those things. I let you think on that, sir. #
Gmail team, seriously — fix your […]

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Whadddddup Denver! I can’t wait to hang with you but I’m stuck on the tarmac cuz your airport’s a beeeeeatch #
The best part about being a Californian in Denver is that everyone on Denver thinks I am a rapper or deal drugs WHUT WHUT #
Oh hey I’m in Boulder you hippies! #

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Little bit fevery today, which happens to be Furilla Guerilla Wednesday (look it up if you don’t believe me). ANYWAY, truths to spout forth. #
I’m going to be in Denver this weekend. Anyone interested in hanging out on Saturday night? I think we’ll be in the downtown area. #
Furilla Gorilla: “Indian burritos” are just wraps […]

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I am no nevernude QUITE THE OPPOSITE #

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Taco Bell’s “street tacos” compete with taco trucks. Only when I’m plastered! So, yeah, TB has a fighting chance. http://fk.cm/go/553562 #
@ctsinclair, keep an eye on Craigslist, sir! #
Playing the xx over and over cannot make it better, with the lights turned on #
I love winter in the Bay Area this time of the year. It’s […]

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