Kids: “Frak Off” does not a cool shirt make, dumbasses. #
Hey Identica! These people you keep saying are following me aren’t actually following me! So, you’re spamming. Stop. #
I wish the U.S. had a culture that embraced bidets. I wish I knew how to use one. What do I do now? Shit. #
Google is the […]
@Bob YES! #
This is one of those fuck-everything-I’m-gonna-play-me-some-video-games-before-I-get-my-drink-on days. PERFECT DAY #
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“Five grammar myths up with which one should not put.” Via Fark, and absolutely correct: http://fk.cm/go/5565274 #
I, too, never took HGH or Steroids. And I, too, did not lie to Congress. I, too, look forward to challenging the Gubamints. #
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The Internet has totally salted my bullshit game. #
In this edition of Wrong Foods: http://yfrog.com/jkjp7mj #
@Unfreakable, heya, Ken wants me to pass on your contact information. I think he’s in love with you. #
@Unfreakable, you’re right about one of those things. I let you think on that, sir. #
Gmail team, seriously — fix your […]
Whadddddup Denver! I can’t wait to hang with you but I’m stuck on the tarmac cuz your airport’s a beeeeeatch #
The best part about being a Californian in Denver is that everyone on Denver thinks I am a rapper or deal drugs WHUT WHUT #
Oh hey I’m in Boulder you hippies! #
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Little bit fevery today, which happens to be Furilla Guerilla Wednesday (look it up if you don’t believe me). ANYWAY, truths to spout forth. #
I’m going to be in Denver this weekend. Anyone interested in hanging out on Saturday night? I think we’ll be in the downtown area. #
Furilla Gorilla: “Indian burritos” are just wraps […]