Yet more retarded manga icons defiling Twitter. Infection? Virus? Whatever it is, it’s infected the entire twitverse. In search of a cure. #
Beastly Barista and Annoying Barista joining forces this morning to doom the the day. “Hi!” the beast cries. “Good to see you!” I fear her. #
Other things annoying me (besides Annoying Barista) right […]
I dunno why the cartoon/manga-face icons that seem to be pollutting Twitter bothers me so much, except that they’re completely tarded. #
@farktv, yours is cool — it’s that generic, inexpressive, infantile, constipated icon created by some website that’s making me hate tweeps. #
Still use the first-gen iPhone. I’ve gone from cutting-edge first-adopter embracing the future […]
You only hear “human” when something dumb or gross or weird or fucked-up occurs; it’s always preceded with “only.” There are no high-fives. #
Powered by Twitter Tools.
In the age of texting, making a phone call has become an intimate experience, and somewhat intrusive. Do not tread on my live-time minutes! #
Eating “The Original, 100% Flourless Ezekial 4:9 Sprouted Whole Grain Cereal (Golden Flax).” AKA, Grape Nuts. I am Brent, hear me hippie! #
DECLARATION: If you replace your awesome pic/icon/whatever with one […]
@sflovestory: Read Youth in Revolt. Reminded me of Confederacy of Dunces: Rough, initially funny, then disintegrates. Both need good editors #
Power is out at work, so it’s business as usual around here. #
Did @joethepeacock just say, “I’m dandy”? ZOMG. Also, he’s an Internet Superstar: http://tinyurl.com/6khugt #
[REDACTED] hate [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] hate [REDACTED] took […]
My Google Talk status is “I like pie.” Status-message responses from the unwashed masses: “I like Pei,” “I make good pie,” “I like π,” etc. #
Rateitall.com is looking awesome! Nice work there, @lawrencecoburn #
FRANZ KAFKA! Be careful if you get him pissed! FRANZ! FRANZ KAFKA! He’ll smite you with metaphor fists! (Stuck in head, thanks […]
If I ever run into a clydesdale, I’ll probably punch it in the snout. That’s how much I hate Bud. #
Sigh. Even China has high-speed rail. California? Never happen in my lifetime. #
Why doesn’t iTunes like MP3s from India? #
I think running with @CcSteff would be the ultimate in adventure, and would ultimately end in […]