Abridged iPhone App Guidelines for Developers Who Are Retarded: Don’t Be a Dick #
You know you’ve settled down and grown up when you start passing out in the same bar you started in instead of crawling to six other places. #
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Not impressed by SF public radio station @KQED sticking to its pledge drive rather than cutting to the firebomb in San Bruno. #
@enricolimcaco, I’m pretty open, just let me know when and where. #
@donderheim, nah, talking about the start of the disaster. They mentioned it and then kept going. So I turned off radio, turned […]
SIRI, GODDAMMIT SO MUCH #
Things you never need to IM to me, No. 210,947: “I had the most painful episode of gas I’ve ever had in my life yesterday.” #
Good: Apple releasing guidelines for iPhone app developers. Sad: iPhone app developers are so retarded, they need them. #
@sweatsinthecity and @califmom chatter on Twitter like they […]