Methinks toilets should not be black. My health must be observed. #
@indefensible yep #
Why is it when you hear about the media as an entity, an entirety, it is always so sadly under-informed, propagating myths and powerless. #
Note to America: Obama isn’t a Muslim. I wish he were though, retards. #
To all the people […]
WHY ARE PEOPLE I AM FOLLOWING FOLLOWING KIM KARDASHIAN AND WHY ARE YOU RETWEETING IT INTO MY FACE GAAAAAHHHH #
So, I’m at the Red Devil Lounge, where I await a performance by a 16-piece Michael Jackson cover band. How did this happen to me? #
Extra small panties??? #
@DrewCurtis YOU CANT HADNLE THE CAPSLOVL! #
@califmom IT […]
FACT: If you want NY-style pizza in the Bay Area, nothing in SF compares to @gioiapizzeria in Berkeley. END FACT. (Dedicated to @ohheygreat) #
If I failed as much as finalized Google products do, I’d be dead from an inability to draw breath because I never got the hang of it. #
Democrats will weather the elections. […]
I love the Scott Pilgrim comics, so I’m scared to see the movie. I’m scared that Michael Cera will be Michael Cera and not Scott Pilgrim. #
My fave Korean restaurant switched from Korean pop to “Boys of Summer” when I walked in — and kept playing it the entire time I was there. #
THIS: http://io9.com/5622316/screw-burning-man-this-years-greatest-desert-festival-is-a-three+day-mad-max-reenactment […]
Told a fellow American I’m Muslim and somehow didn’t get stabbed, beat, kicked, shot, whipped, smashed or otherwise mutilated. Weird. #
@sweatsinthecity @califmom, that is what we call an exaggeration TIMES INFINITY. #
@misc, true, but the TechCrunch bullpen invite it. A sad bunch, overall. #
@ccg, I’d explore anything that disassociates you from Google services. A disaster […]
The only thing “pro” about me is my writing and my liver. I know you’re asking about my qualifications, dammit! #
First hot day of summer, so @SFBART — a most delicate transit system — is breaking down while overstuffing people in unconditioned cars #
I just drove four blocks. WHO AM I?? #
@AGSHender, not in […]
Job satisfaction and satisfaction with life are two different things, but I’d settle for one or the other right now. #
@Genevieve_Marie DON’T TURN THE PAGE IT HAS A [CENSORED] #
@ctsinclair, man, I saw Pavement at the best venue ever — best show of the summer, easily! #
Ra Ra Riot’s main problem? They sound like a […]