Seriously though, your podcast is adding decibels to the new noise pollution. #
Having issues with homonyms lately. Time to hit reset. And if you think homonyms are anything other than what they are, please unfollow me. #
@alexismilana, ack, damn, already spoken for. Tell Phil I said congratulations on his escape! #
Ate a sandwich AND STILL […]
My friend @joethepeacock’s “The Absolute No-Bulls**t Guide To Writing, Publishing And Selling A Book.” Read it, writer! http://bit.ly/dcZgJj #
@alexismilana, I’m your friend too. Me and crushed red pepper. And whiskey. But not PBR. #
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HEY BASTURDS LOOK AT MAH REUMSE AN GET BAK AT MEH KTHNKXBAI #
@rahulgupta SWEET. Though I’d argue the “power ballad” designation. #
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Headed to Philz Coffee to either get my shit together and send out applications, or stew in my shit and write. #
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Drinnnnnnking. You wish you were with me drinnnnnnnnking. #
Why do the retards who like Portland’s Upright Brewing keep atting me? Use “at,” dummies. #
@_loveclaire, sorry, I’ll switch it up. #
Please don’t write fancy if you’re not a writer. It. Does. Hurt. #
Google’s logo: There is no rhyme or reason. Nerds, not people who care about […]
Horrible traffic on freeways due to the mass evacuation of Oakland still didn’t stop a long caravan of cop cars from racing down the stretch #
Emerging from 19th Street BART stop. Let’s see what the riot has wrought! #
Meh. Busted, boarded up windows. Flyers of Oscar Grant posted by at-risk shops. 24 Hour Fitness is […]
@erelmartin: WORST. CARE PACKAGE. EVAR. #
THIS SUGARLESS PUDDING HAS NO PUDDING FLAVOR. #
@califmom mmmmm… #
@ohheygreat, once, I was waiting too long at an intersection daydreaming, some kids called out, “HEY, MR. TESH! JOHN TESH! HEY! GO!” Sadface #
@califmom, I refuse. #
BUT I’M RATTLED BY THE RUSH! RATTLED BY THE RUSH! RATTLED BY THE RUSH! RATTLED […]