I think chicks who dig me do so because thye think I’m not a dick. Then they read my Twitter thing. Or meet me. It’s tough. #
I think chicks who dig me do so because they think I’m not a dick. Then they read my Twitter thing. Or meet me. It’s tough. #
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I’ve been timing BART. If it’s three minutes away, it’s actually four. If two, it’s 11. If one, Zeno’s arrow becomes Zeno’s fucking train. #
Whoa. Tokyo Police Club got a decent review on NPR. #
The pretty one brought a box of cookies to the office to celebrate Friday, but I know she’s actually — NOM […]
Just told this kid that “I’m kind of a big deal.” He gave me a blank look and asked, “Really?” So I said yes, walked away and cried. #
I thought seeing someone cry blood would be pretty cool. Then I saw an episode of “True Blood.” How dumb, right? Yeah. Anyway, how are you? #
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@herdnoise makes an awesome Martinez. Perfect with this hookah. Ah, good night! #
Pavement is timeless. All Californians should download Quarantine the Past and revel. #
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The G1 is dead. Wait, what’s that? #
The box from Amazon has a study guide I don’t want to deal with, and the latest Scott Pilgrim. Conflicted. Screw it — I love Scott Pilgrim! #
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At Philz, where two almostelders and three protohipsters just examined an iPhone and wondered what it was. Feigned? Couldn’t tell. #
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I AM MONKEY HEAR ME HOOT! HOOOO-HOOOO hoooooooo… #
Tip from your Uncle Brent, ladies: Everybody hates ninjas. #
Testing, testing: ██cu██nts. #
@sweatsinthecity, hey, not all of us make a living dealing with such characters! #
Nearly every day, there’s this little old Asian lady who runs for BART slower than I stroll. Adorable. #
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