Meeting with boss pretty much went like WAH WAH WAH wah wha? “Yes?” WHA WHA WHA! #
Hulu’s new slogan — “More wherever. More whenever. Than ever” — is the worst tagline, ever. #
Woot to Amazon. So now you can get even more crap with 1-Click. [WARNING: “1-Click” is Amazon property, mention of which could get […]
I keep hearing that Android tablets are on the way, but are there any hard ship dates? #
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“Mulch your brain, plow it down, turn the soil and watch it grow, turn the key and watch it GOOO!
WATCH OUT.” #
“Shake to undo. Nothing to undo.” #
@califmom “probably” #
@califmom “i know” #
“The army’s in, Saddam is dead, Gomorrah’s gone, and you salted your game in a bad part of Babylon” #
My head is spuuuun […]
“Painted homes, plastic combs. Stolen rooms, or the alloy of chrome
Well I’ve got style
Miles and miles
So much style that it’s wasting” #
“I just want to be happy.” “Happiness: A ball of twine unraveling as we proceed through space-time, stretched thin, breaking often.” “Oh.” #
“Mom, what do quote marks mean? Do they mean someone else […]
@erelmartin ! #
@erelmartin, oh. I finished reading you tweet. #
“The ‘children of Pavement’ include Arcade Fire, Modest Mouse, Spoon and the Shins.” And much more, and none as good. http://j.mp/bx5yDW #
@lawrencecoburn, I’m at Pavement baby! #
I’m at show. It is Pavement. They mattered, and still do. This is amazing. For reals. #
Last time I’d […]
Man, when I step away from the beer and realize what I’ve told my friends? Yeah, feel like an a-hole and then I piss and then I forget. #
@AGSHender I don’t mind wet socks, actually. #
I’m at a bar. It is called Tempest. Enjoying it despite hipsters. They are playing The Bends. What of we […]
I am suspiciously quiet about how awesome the new iPhone is. #
@thatgirlallie, shoot a t-shirt with a gun! Note: .44 Magnum is preferred for t-shirts with bullet holes in them. #
Shine like diamond! Heart like bear! This is my iPhone 3GS, and @sweatsinthecity knows the dealio. #
Dear @Google: When you took Gmail out of beta […]