Overheard, metro father to son: “Kid, your hair always looks best just before you head out in the morning. Someday you’ll know this.” #
@sweatsinthecity THE 2X ULTRA TIDE IS FOR YOOOUUU! #
@Skittle_Brains, “hella” is alive and well in the Bay Area. Hella. Wait, I’m doing it wrong. #
@chickenlittle, I have at least, three… four? Grr. […]
@sweatsinthecity, are you rumbling in the concrete jungling? #
Gah, what a day already. Where’s my beer? #
Hey @brizzly, fix brizzly.com so that it, like, works. #
@vmarinelliRVA, I am missing them too. But they’re playing at the Fox Theatre, which can’t handle big sound, so it’s just as well. #
The awesome part about quiet office environments? […]
And this is why I drink malt liquor, scotch and sometimes turpentine: “The name Courtney Love is a way to oppress me.” http://bit.ly/bSxuCS #
Is it too early to declare “vajayjay” 2010’s Word of the Year? #
@sweatsinthecity DAMMIT! #
Brizzly is broken. Dammit. #
Drinking something, not sure what, at Oakland’s Beer Revolution. #
@Anderrhea WAT? #
The best beer […]
Maximum occupancy 69 oh yeah! #
Oh, the 3G iPad is arriving April 30. Which is my birthday. Ahem. #
Just had the best office small-talk conversation on the elevator! So much said and we all acted like we cared. The best! #
RT @fark: Headline of the day: “April is STD Awareness Month. Pass it on.” http://bit.ly/bJjalA […]
I like the new chick. She kisses a lot of ass, but her lips are soft. #
Please donate whatever you can to The Norling Family in their time of loss. http://bit.ly/c7kkL1 (via @thedayhascome) #
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Oh, Twitter flirts. Just because you gave me some stars and then I followed you for being n00by funny doesn’t mean I’m a slut. Yet. #
@tj, Arrested Development because it’s totally awesome AND it’s a lot shorter. Buffy is sweet, though. #
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We will be drinking absinthe tonight. Tweets might get weird. If I even remember how to do this crap. #
WE HAVE WATCHED THIS ALL NIGHT http://bit.ly/chlkDW #
akdkakd and i should not aklakdjf twete now #
#chirp, bitches! #chirp? Yeah, #chirp. #
I confess: I downloaded Honeymoon Suite’s album, The Big Prize. Rigor mortification sets in. I cannot […]