@herdnoise’s place, doing hookah and you wish you were here, listening to Fang Island. Jealous? #
@Anderrhea I would! I will! I just, you know, need to age a bit. #
Turning 38. Resolved: Will no longer think about which superhero logo I’d have tattooed on my shoulder. #
@brizzly for iPhone is crashy today. AS USUALLY. #
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Bars never have hot water. Makes getting ready for work kind of a bitch. Whatver, it’s all kind of a bitch. #
I love it when I reach into a bag of mixed nuts and withdraw said mixed nuts minus Brazil nuts. Fuck Brazil nuts. Seriously. Do we cap that? #
Uh, where’s my ham? No, really. […]
That shitty Chinese food smells so good! #
@sweatsinthecity, try out doucherama! #
Someone is a retard, and someone is @julianperretta, and someone is no one. One of these things is not like the others… #
@FanEffingTastic, what? #
NEAT: RT @Rsquared: Registered for 750words.com, makes a game of writing 750 words a day & creates cool info graphics […]
Ahoy! Ahoy! Failwhale to port! Failwhale to starboard! Failwhale below! Failwhale ABOVE OMG NO — #
@brizzly No. If you’re not aware, you’re not paying attention. #
Sez @APStylebook: “Responding to reader input, we are changing ‘Web site’ to ‘website.’” FINALLY. #
Dear Twitter: Looking for a web-based Twitter client that will auto-post to a Facebook fan page. […]
It’s both sad and fun to watch ostricized smokers sniff out spots where they can light up without drawing attention to themselves. #
You got your peanut butter into my chocolate. No, not that chocolate. Yeah, that’s right. #
The acronym of California’s “Rapid Enforcement Allied Computer Team” sounds a bit forced, don’t you think? #
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I just doubled down, and lost. #
@theamygrace, URRITE! #
@alexismilana, yeah, not sure you’ve won… #
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The real question is: Why do Mexicans even want to be in Arizona? #
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