@ctsinclair, you didn’t even need to use your AK? #
To be less profane, use OMGeeeeez. #
@kellydeal, knew it #
@TIHSHO, inorite??? #
Breaking: Ultrafarkers reportedly migrating from SF toward San Luis Obispo. Locals advised to “remain calm” and “hide beer.” Details at 10. #
Roadtrip! Getting my shit together, about to go through my rituals. Egg McMuffin is […]
I fear the inexorable, relentless and undeniable approach of the coming time change as much as I fear that of your mom’s. (There, better?) #
Thinking “ennui” is an example of onomatopoeia #
@juliemiller1, skip Tweetie, it’s the suck! Liking Brizzly, and the mobile app is pretty sweet. #
I will not hate on SXSW. Will not hate. […]
Uh oh! First unsolicited robocall ever on current cellphone service came from a fearmongering anti-healthcare reform group. Desperate much? #
“I SMOKE! I’M SPECIAL! WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME!” Seriously, you cab read this poor hipster bastard like an open book. #
“I SMOKE! I’M SPECIAL! WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME!” Seriously, you can read this poor […]
If you ain’t getting Angel Touch 2-ply Septic Safe toilet papah (12 double rolls = 24 reg rolls), you just some viral marketers bitch, mang. #
@expat_erin, check out The Forgotten to see how much worse it can get. (Not my fault! Lost leads into it. ABC is made up of bastards.) #
Tonight, @56yearoldpervert is going […]
Are you fired up about 3D television sets? Because, frankly, I cannot make myself interested. #
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The Oscars are boring me to tears. Oh wait, those tears are from yawning so much. From boredom. Brought on by the Oscars. Sigh. #
Didn’t know movie soundtrack dancie performances required ASL interpretation. #
No. The film is not THAT good. #
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In Boise. Dammit #
At the Java House in downtown Boise, where every woman here between 20 and 30 has a 1990s Jennifer Anniston haircut. That ain’t bad! #
Everytime Google is broken, I think the Internet is down. Google has become what we were afraid Microsoft would be. #
@hfibonik, thanks! #
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