@lizbrazo, it occurred on Monday. I walked by the scene. I later heard about it on KQED. Here’s a story: http://bit.ly/aWeudn #
Recycled office chit-chat is sooo satisfying in that “I breathe therefore I live therefore I AM A ROBOT WHO EATS HUMAN SOULS” sorta way. #
“I already paid for that NEH HEH HEH,” said the […]
Cuz it’s the oooonnly thing I wanna do! (Damn you @FarkerPeaceboy) #
Was going to complain that White Snake’s “Still of the Night” was stomping on my brain for far too long, but that’s been taken cared of. #
@chickenlittle, haven’t you always had Trololo in your head, and have always liked it? #
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Dang — someone committed suicide jumping eight stories from the Caltrans building in downtown Oakland. Sad way to go. #
@twitter, you need to steal a page from Facebook and give us a “block application” option. #
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UK v. Cornell: Did anyone make a joke about the Ivory League yet? Okay, there, done. Ivory League. #
RT @lucaskrech: Oakland, CA. White male fat w/ red hair driving gold Hummer did #hit&run on my mom(now in hospital) Can RTs find this jerk? #
This freaking week has fucked with me enough. I am done, you […]
This should have ended with “This usually happens when the ignorant who voted for Bush twice don’t get their way.” http://bit.ly/cBsa2n #
@aryoerg, nope! #
@billdoty, yeah but Michael Cera? He’s got the hipster thing down, but not the Vibe of Awesomeness that emanates from Scott Pilgrim. #
I just spelled “about” as “aoubt.” How do you even […]
Remember, good people forget the small stuff. Like the snot hanging out your nose for two hours that one night last year. Gah. Horrible. #
Liking Joe Biden more better now. He uses plain speech like “deal” instead of “phenomenon” or “circumstance.” Just a regular guy! #
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R-word.org is so retarded. #
The really cool thing about me is that my shit don’t stink. I love that shit. MMM SMELLS GOOOOOD. Also, I rule. #
@indefensible I LOVE THAT SITE! So, you’re over 30? #
You sleep, eat, propagate. You breathe! You are everything the universe wants to be. You are so lucky, and you […]