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Tragedy is when you walk into a public restroom and the bouquet reminds you of your ex-girlfriend. #
Clarity. #

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List: “Things I’ve Got Going for Me”: Health. Quarters for laundry. Parking karma. Johnson & Johnson floss (mint!). No ants in kitchen. #
Watching Slovakia v. Russia hockey game. Why does every post-Communist country have red, white and blue as their colors? USA! Confusing. #
All these tall girls say I remind them of Zack. You know, […]

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Tired of being a brand. Sure, sounds great and all, but #
My first favorite “web”site was Suck.com. For a year (1996?), it was fresh like sweet, sarcastic fruit. Then it started to… well, you know #
Fuming and hurt. This kid stole my joke: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/15/awesome-kid-gets-detentio_n_462837.html #
Annnd, here’s what happens when a major, high-profile company starts acting […]

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Yes, I was a naysayer. Yes, I complained a lot. Still, I gave Buzz a shot. Turned it off for good. #
Just bumped into 50ish woman someone on the street. “Sorry.” GO FUCK YOURSELF. “Okay.” NO, REALLY. “I know.” #
I am not bewildered. Or annoyed. No. #
The up-down indicator on elevators does not register and […]

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Oakland: Left my iPhone on the table at the cafe for nearly half an hour. Was still there, undisturbed. The ubiquity, however, disturbs. #
Uh, whut? http://www.pcworld.com/businesscenter/article/189452/microsoft_anoints_atandt_as_preferred_windows_phone_7_carrier.html #
As a TwitCause Star I’m supporting the SKIPProgram - helping underprivileged children and their dream to play sports! http://bit.ly/9BX31R #

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ROAD TRIP! Tahoe bound. Blasting “Ibi Dreams of Pavement” and actin’ the fool. Traffic not all that bad, y’all should come on up. #
WRITE DRUNK REGRET SOBER (via @nick) #
Sweden’s I’m From Barcelona does not know what a metaphor is. “Oversleeping” and “Collection of Stamps” are exactly what they purport to be. #
Calling all trucks: […]

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After “Don’t be evil,” Google should have adopted “Don’t be stupid.” I used to love this company. #
Google shock-and-awed by the Chinese government absolutely owning it. Then release Buzz and it’s FAIL on too many levels. Seriously? Grow up #
The barista put a double lid on my iced coffee, making it hard to poke a […]

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