My friend saw Luke Perry at the airport! We live in a golden age, my friends! A GOLDEN AGE! Also: He needs a sandwich. #
This Olympic moment brought to me courtesy @biorhythmist. #
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She asked, “What’s your pattern?” As if I know myself. But I do dig plaids lately. #
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TwitCause is supporting Mariska’s TheJHF. They can win $250k from #PepsiRefresh for survivors of abuse & violence: http://bit.ly/adk3Eg #
“Wellllll, that’s why I ain’t gettin’ nobody nuttin’” #
Emails from friends without subjects make me nervous. I’m sure the new DSM has that covered. #
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Traveling 611 mph with a tailwind of 96 mph. When I was a golden god, my chariot never moved like this. Stupid flying horses. #
35,000 feet up in the thin, milky film clinging to the surface of a disgusting but comforting planet. This is how the bugs in my bed feel. #
In-flight movie: “Whip It.” […]
KENTUCKY BOUND. Whiskey! Pulled pork sandwiches! Sweet tea! Um whiskey! #
@erelmartin oh no you DINT! #
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@sweatsinthecity this? THIS? #
Recursive acronyms are the laziest kind of acronym there is. Kind of like the ending to Battlestar Galactica. #
It’s great being listed! It’s bad when you’re listed under “/always-avoid” and “/wanted-in-12-states” and “/met-in-public-restroom.” #
In real-life, I know three people using the Pre. None are happy with it. Anyone out there feel different? […]
I’m supporting WhatAPair2000 (duets benefiting breast cancer research) this week as a TwitCause Star, you can join at http://bit.ly/a2kEiQ #
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