Smoking jasmine shisha with @herdnoise with the raddest hookah ever and life ain’t bad for once. #
Except the jasmine shisha takes a bit like pretty soaps your grandma has in her bathroom. #
Except the jasmine shisha tastes a bit like the pretty soaps your grandma has in her bathroom. #
@longfrog and @herdnoise have been listed, […]
When I see two ugly people making out sloppity-like on BART, I get the feeling that love isn’t special anymore. #
@DrewCurtis, dude, can’t wait to hang, we’re gonna need some serious triage, bro!!! #
(Because I like @ohheygreat’s photos and maybe she’ll finally agree to sell me some after all these years.) #
It’s wasn’t me this […]
A) Bend to apply toilet condom to seat. B) Stand to back ass onto said seat. C) Cry as toilet autoflushes because you stood up. D) Repeat. #
E) Bend to apply toilet condom to seat. F) Stand to back ass onto said seat. G) Cry as toilet autoflushes because you stood up. H) Repeat. #
@joethepeacock, […]
Seems to me that CES was pretty boring this year. I mean, basically all we saw were new displays and Kindle knock-offs. Sad. #
I people-watch like a boss. Amateurs can’t take it. #
Older couple stood in a 30+ minute line at Trader Joe’s to buy a small package of prosciutto and white wine. Must […]
Relocation of BJHQ is complete. Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station! Ohhhhhh yeah! #
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@Rsquared, what sing did you sing? #
Average trips to Ikea, post-move: 4.21. Current number of trips: 4. Assuming all the screws are there, I may be a winnar! #
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What I learned from my last relationship: If a girl says she loves you within three weeks, that’s how long it’ll take her to be done. #
Apple hints at “iSlate,” and sends Microsoft, HP racing to embarass themselves. “Us first!” Ain’t gonna be called iSlate, dummies. #
At the Mission Bar in the Mission District […]