“In my work, I explore the idea of…” # youareboringmeonafridaynight #
“I should take off my strappy dress but I feel like I’d be taking a gift away from the world” said the tranny. #youareboringmeonafridaynight #
@sweatsinthecity, she is not emo. #
HOME! Home is where the heart is, unless it is not, and then it’s because you […]
@alexismilana: TOO THE LEES #
Yeah, watched it. Mad TV never was funny. #
(YES I AM ALREADY DRINKIN’) #
@wcopley THIS IS YOUR BEST TWEET EVAR! #
It bothers me that you can end an episode of Entourage with “Fake Plastic Trees.” But, it worked, really well. And, hunh, who cares? #
BART, Macarthur Station, Fremont-bound train: Fun, active […]
@jenny8lee: Nope — it means no one on the Internet remembers what a pad is. SNIGGER SNIGGER O ME 2 SNRK #
Because the world needs to know: “Who has four thumbs and is seeing double?” (via @chickenlittle) #
I am on a porch, smoking pineapple-and-grapefruit shisha. And, far away, I hear The Outfield’s “Your Love.” […]
I edited crap until my eyes bled. I bleed for you, Corporate Citizenry That Never Reads This Stuff Anyway and Now I See Why. For you. #
Of course I don’t need an Apple tablety thingy. Need is not the reason I’ll go through five, six of them. It’s the porn, baby. It’s the porn #
@shreddd, […]
Haiti still needs our help: TwitCause is supporting Oxfam this week. You can pledge your support as a TwitCause Star http://bit.ly/4GjCF9 #
OMG DID YOU SEE THAT HE LET BOTH OF THEM GO! (Also: Shoot me now.) #
@MandySmithSF: I NO RITE? #
Scoop: For video display, Apple’s iWatch to feature accessory “cinegoggles” that provide IMAX quality visual. […]
It’s too early to be dealing with three opposite-bound BART trains filled with fancypantses who possess “schedules” and “timing.” #
Deadline means you will die if you don’t turn in your piece on time. Love, your friggin’ editor. Dammit. #
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Oh god here I come #sftu #
@expat_erin, you should be. Lame. Let this be the end of the Dep fiction. Let it! #
We shall overcome something but you left before we could and wahahahah whugh> #
Great news, @patjenkins and @funnydaytoo! #
STFU #SFTU! You hurt my head and my liver. It’s all your fault. Ow. (Also, […]