Hello my peoples! Please follow @belofty because 1) It is awesome, 2) It is mine, and 3) pretty please with sugar stuff all over it. #
Every tweet raises $1 for Celiac Disease thanks to donation by Attune Bars, just include #HealthyTummy in your tweets!: http://bit.ly/5JE3ow #
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The best is when you’re loud and the girl is loud and the topic is how much more awesome you two are than everyone else in a quiet bar. #
We have a company name: Lofty, Inc. Just call it Lofty! #
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@Rsquared: Push-up offs? Sounds… Canadian… #
Exciting exciting exciting! First talk with investor impending! Nervous nervous –actually, not so much. We have something good to offer :) #
@classyJR, yeah, and with Google Phone finally appearing… wow. #
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Lazyweb: Why is “exploitative” even acceptable when “exploitive” exits? Ha ha. #
Today, I get to pee in a cup for profit. Now who’s awesome? #
@alexismilana, where’s my invite? #
@Kalli: I read that without the “up” and was all, “That dude is so AWESOME!” #
AT&T’s failwhale is failverse. #
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According to @Klout, @upright is a Twitter connector. What kind of Twitter user are you? http://bit.ly/7mCJT8 #
I connected all y’all, biznatches! #
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@Doritos: Text us and get free Xbox Live points! Me texting: I love you and always buy you! @Doritos: Sorry, we’re out, psyche! ME: DIAF #
Hilarious: “Yahoo continues their strategic defeat from the front lines of innovation.” http://bit.ly/6Yn1kJ #
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@sflovestory, tell Blackwater I love their “product” :) #
@crispycracka WRONG! #
Why people download music illegally: John Denver’s “Take Me Home, Country Roads” is a buck 29 on iTunes. HA! #
I can’t pretend to be clever anymore. But, I think you all new that. #
Knew that. Knee. Knew. #
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