BRENTZILLA

We are but monkeys flying in metal tubes through the skies, thinking we’re quite clever. #

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Hey guys, just started a cable network called BabySportz. CALL YOUR CABLE PROVIDER NOW AND DEMAND IT. #
@theamygrace, ewww, are you from Indiana or Iowa? #
Californians know the word “plan.” They just don’t understand the concepts behind it. #

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Boise airport: Among people, thus not technically drinking alone, thus not violating my prime directive. I won’t cap that, a la Star Trek. #
Listening To “Rhododendron” by Bloc Party and loving it! See the video & lyrics: http://www.tunewiki.com/t/2eof #

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Working in the O-Town nowadays. Which is cool and all, but I’m kinda missing the West Bay. #

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Uh, who’s smoking crack and writing the AP Stylebook? You went from “website” to “Web site”? WHA??? #
Concrete works too well, and destroys the aesthetics of many otherwise beautiful buildings. The new Oakland cathedral, for instance. #
Headline of the Year, Round 3: http://fk.cm/4879706 (via @fark) #

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@funnydaytoo, I accidently blocked you when I tried to DM you the following: Who is Mason?? #
Be lifted. Be uplifted. Be light. Be nimble. Be on the move. Be @belofty. LIKE RIGHT NOW. Ugh. Sorry kids, y’all are my testing grounds now. #
@Lena_, iPhone app to start. Lofty’s the company name — product to be […]

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New apartment, new job, new project that may become my life — it’s all new, yet I have to admit, it feels like a rinse and repeat… #
Some retards on Twitter don’t realize that the “@” will lead to a Twitter account. Apparently, there’s a place out there called “Upright.” #
Dear @amazon: Your inability […]

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