Wow. If this trailer is any indication, then Where the Wild Things Are is going to be truly shitty: http://bit.ly/3msmFA #
Anyone remember those filmy mint strips that dissolved in your mouth? Man, we’re a disgusting species. #
Remember when “webmaster” was an actual job title? Evidence of humanity’s inherent lack of intelligence. #
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I am working on a secret project. Wee’ #
The most annoying mobile site, ever? Evite. That’d be m.evite.com. Pronounced, “Fuck you and your need for usability, I hate you forever.” #
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Updating my iPhone. I’ll be here all night. #
Doo doo, doo doo, doo doo. [Stares hard at iPhone’s update progress. Sighs.] Doo. #
So, what’s new around here? What’s, like, the latest meme and crap? #
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MINIONS! Deliver unto me a Google Wave invite YESSSSSS #
Oh gawd, @wcopley — please don’t tweet about Twilight, New Moon, etc. PLEASE. #
So, what you’ve done is just ruined those for me? Thanks, Mrs. @wcopley! :) #
Finally, I have an out: http://bit.ly/1IzGyg. I mean, you have an out. No homo. #
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I had 10,000 followers before Twitter swept away all the pornbots. I miss my pornbots. #
FACT: Fuuuuuuuuck. END FACT. #
I know I slept with you but I forget your name. I’m not a good memorizer. #
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I’m following you because you quoted Ion Squared in your tumblr and I love that song. #
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One year ago today, Nolo laid me off. Thank god. #
We’re No. 2! We’re No. 2! We’re No. 2! http://bit.ly/AM1pQ. Poooooooop. #
RT @fark: Head’s up: There’s new toys to play with in the comment threads on Fark.com. Enjoy! #
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