What if, instead of you telling me your story, I just say “That’s [insert appropriate adjective that indicates acknowledgment of story]!” #
My motto: Get down with your olding self, or die trying. #
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It’s not about respecting differences now. The difference is this, Republicans: You’re either racist, or you’re associated with racists. #
@theamygrace, so, you do…? #
@lawrencecoburn, you’re becoming all poetical. And shit. #
No no no nonono, @danjlc: The pimple gods have favored you with their pimple blessing. Or blessings. #
@krisskraft, what is this I hear about Pavement. […]
Cherries are nature’s candy, but Epic Cherry/Tangerine-flavored Jibby Jabbys (made with 5% fruit juice) are a man’s candy. AND THE BOMB! #
If you’re thinking of joining a gym, the least equipped, least maintained, least clean is 24 Hour in Berkeley, on Addison. Come join us! #
First it was too many windows, and tabs saved my […]
Sure, you want to “Save DARFUR” as long as you only have to wear the t-shirt (which, btw, hangs like a potato sack) to the gym. #
When I say “I’m sorry” in response to friends’ problems, their inevitable “It’s not your fault” reminds me that empathy is not our language #
Things from the 80s that […]
@warrenellis i r lulz #
When do the first class-action lawsuits againt netbook manufacturers for chronic carpal tunnel get announced? Cute. Cuddly. CRIPPLING. #
“If you agree, post this as your status.” Brilliant: http://bit.ly/I5JaY #
I noe, right, @kimbees54? In the meantime, get yer ass up to the East Bay and let’s get our drink on. #
“Okay! We’ve […]
I hate to generalize, but… sometimes you just look at at a lady and know she has 11 cats and likes to read. Like, a lot. #
Starbucks’ banners proclaim lower prices. Apparently, these are magic potions in the land of Make-Believe, cuz all my drinks are jacked. #
RT @Rupture: Here’s an, er… “interesting” Challenge for […]
@abigvictory: Absolutely. #
I’m not usually violent, but when I see someone put mustard on a burger or ketchup on a dog, I want to strategically slap that out of them. #
From Nice Try file: “Support People With Intellectual Disabilities.” Still no good way to call people retreads. #
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