In the Mobile Age, commercials make for great entertainment: http://bit.ly/2xWoM #
If you hate breathless build-ups that induce great hope before suddenly giving way to huge disappointment, you’re gonna hate the word “but.” #
Dude just rang my friend’s door to hawk some job training program. Sounds like he didn’t take their course. #
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@joethepeacock, I like Bew York better #
Quiznos is now hawking “Flatbread Tossed Salads,” which look as appetizing as they sound. Can’t be worse than their sandwiches, though. #
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@joethepeacock, which? (And check out demo of Brutal Legend!) #
Gooooooooooood morning San FRAN! Cough. Ugh, cheeriness hurts trachia and sense of self. #
Am melancholy by nature. I drink to laugh. I’d say I also laugh to drink, but really, I’m laughing in hopes you’ll buy me a drink. #
“What’s it called when you want to […]
@classyJR, just star everything I post and everything will be A-OK! #
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@classyJR: Less than Facebook, but FB is about connecting with boring friends and family. Twitter connects you to funny, interesting people. #
Yeah, there she was, @shreddd #
Be warned: RT @billdoty: “50 Things you need to see on the internet. I wrote it, you better read it or I will kill you. http://bit.ly/zKajQ” #
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MobileMe’s Find My iPhone feature is really great! Except when it doesn’t work. I eventually found the damn thing… #
Flavored? #threecondimentsonly #
#whateverhappenedto day of yore when Twitter didn’t have these stupid-ass meme games? #
#whateverhappenedto days of yore when Twitter didn’t have these stupid-ass meme games? #
News.Google.com is dead. What’s up with all the Google FAIL […]