I’m sorta enjoying “The Guild.” But the music video makes me think Felicia Day’s a bit, I don’t know, weird. #
If you could ride a ghost town, it would be BART. #
Writing funny on demand hurts my heart. #
I am a comedy writer’s comedy writer’s comedy writer, so: People are hypocrites. Ha ha. #
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You know how you leave disc in your computer for months? “The Best of Corey Hart.” Sigh. I would say “FML,” but this story is actually true. #
Sometimes I have coffee and get a headache. But if I don’t get my coffee, you will have a headache. Guaranteed. #
CIA secret jails feature “nonslip floors and […]
The opposite of muscle shirts on buff dudes are skinny jeans on hipsters. Think on THAT. #
My niece is now in Facebook. The first thing she did? Changed her religion to “Christian.” Next was to add her Uncle Brent. Me ‘n God, yo! #
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Berkeleyians like to say “Only in Berkeley…” increduously, shaking their heads while smoking out and spraying patchouli everywhere. #
i ate drunk i love you yes I do I really whA? #
I have recently been inflicted by a spate of monkeys who do not know how to use ATMs, and study the problems posed for much […]
zzCHZzz… &T’s network is ZzzlLing #
…CH CH CH my iPhone, strangling it wiZZZzzz… #
…KKKzzzz no reception, zero recepSSSHHHion you may never receiCCCHHZZhis message in timEEEEEEEeeeee… #
“When there’s nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire.” #
@Rsquared, seriously? Who talks on phones anymore in the Age of SMS? (Also, wondering what how many […]
“Don’t you just hate Cecilia Hodes? Celia Hodes has Chlamydia.” #
Hmm… I don’t hate you, anyone else or the world this morning. Who slipped drogs into my coffee? #
And if you’re not referring to “drugs” as “drogs,” what the hell is wrong with you? Take your mess already. #
And if you’re not referring to “meds” […]
Did you hear? The next Michael Bay flick will be an adaption of Voltron! WEEE. Oh, the Lion Voltron? LAME. Oh, starring Megan Fox? WEEE. #
I am your source for all that’s true. #
Check out what my @Rupture peeps are playing this month: http://bit.ly/mpDkA. Yes, I wrote. Yes, it is art. #
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