Will we look upon the days before Ashton Kutcher unleashed celebrity attention whores upon the tweeting masses as the Golden Age of Twitter? #
I wonder how long until Iron Man and Scrooge McDuck fight it out in the Ultimate Comics Crossover of the Century? #
Call me a softy, but whenever I walk the streets of […]
Mirror neurons explain why San Franciscans don’t interact beyond their tiny, tightknit social circles. That, and they’re too cool for school #
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Hear the difference between low- and high-quality MP3s? Congrats, you’re a music snob! Get smug! But then you’re stuck with your old files. #
Took 15 minutes composing a tweet, and it’s still not ready. It is my masterpiece! My legacy! My casting Liv Tyler as an elven warrioress! #
Despite all that business-guru crap you read, […]
I am smoking hookah and drinkig beer at Rancho Relaxo and I am happpy yah! #
You’re pretty. In an older way. Probably because you smoke. You don’t smoke? Oh. 23? Wow. No, really, wow, I didn’t know. Huh. 23. #
Hey, check out what’s new @rupture: http://bit.ly/104uSp #
Reading how people unconsciously associate German cars with “High […]
“Welcome to 2007, Sony!” Oh c’mon, that’s funny: http://bit.ly/jDeJ8 #
Hai! i r Rob Leefaild and I r stil w0rs3 c0mic$ artis EVAR: http://bit.ly/4TyGl #
“Hancock Sequel Hires Writing Duo.” Sigh. The word “sequel” depresses me. “Hey guys, it’s the second installment of SHIT. Sweet!” #
Which is worst: “Dirty Diana,” “Dirty Canasta” or “Dirty Sanchez”? Rules: Worst […]
Small business people who do their own marketing would be halfway there if they’d stop putting quotation marks around their mottos. Serious. #
“Want to quickly look up all the registered sex offenders in your neighborhood? There’s an app for that.” #
When a dude is sleeping on BART with his hand down his sweats, you know […]
Nothing sweeter than a cross-eyed kid beating up his cute little brother on BART in front of an unaware, distracted mom. Maybe I’ll play! #
I had a crappy sandwich for lunch. It may as well have been a crap sandwich. This tweet brought to you by Lee’s Deli at 303 2nd Street, SF. #
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