We all scream when confronted with THESE ice creams: http://bit.ly/KQ7Lk. Sheesh. #
BART is broken. Again. Guess creating a system that is 95% single track doesn’t make for the most robust transit system. #
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What if shit just worked? Products, organizations, plans, ideas, et cetera? Oh, and people too. Fuck man, we’d interstellar by now. #
Don’ tell me you “adore sandwiches” then attempt to take me to a Subway. “It’s better than Quizno’s” is a) true but b) irrelevant. Poser. #
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“…I don’t want to go back to school. I don’t want to work. All I really want to do is write,” said Monotone Not-Interesting Woman. Poser. #
“What’s a torta? A sandwich? Like, a sandwich sandwich?” said Guy Who’s Clearly Not From Around Here much too loudly. #
Southwest Airlines says I can fly anywhere for $30, […]
FACT: Xbox Live to now be called Xbox Bing. Sweet! END FACT. #
Absolutely, @jimmywellington. Xbox Bing is FACT. END FACT. #
Grrrr. No matter how well this day ends, I will not feel compelled to pull out my penis and sling it over my shoulder. Not today, anyway. #
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Who told me about the Rush/Neil Peart scene in Freaks & Geeks but somehow didn’t ruin it for me? I just saw it. Thank you, sir. Good show. #
It’s not Friday yet, but follow @staciebauerle — she gets it. #
I r coffee tarded right nao #
Continually coaching @herdnoise through the meaning and usage of […]