Nothing like a runny nose on top of chest congestion, derailing a return to working out and remembering how it felt to be a non-zombie. Lame #
Love that the sandwich guy spelled my name “Prinze” even though I had spelled it out for him. #
And the Starbucks dude just spelled my name as “Print.” Okay […]
My oldest continuous friend’s sister passed away on Saturday. We weren’t close, but… well, I used to tease her, she’d sass me back. Sad. #
Quite a eulogy, eh? 140 characters or less FTL. #
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“If you buy just one book of history this year, choose this one!” This quote shows up on most new history books, and doesn’t overpresume. #
@TerryBain: Hells yeah! #
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I don’t work 9 to 5. I work 9 to 1. Then 1 to 4. Then 6 to 8. Or 7 to 10. Or 5 to 12. Or not at all. Or 5:30 to 11:12. Getting nauseous! #
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Not sure how the Gmail team did it, but their new process for attaching documents is complete FAIL. Thanks, jerks. #
In Iran, people run riot when an election is stolen from them. In the U.S., we bend over and take it for eight years. USA! USA! USA! #
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It’s okay for me to bag on Berkeley, but not for you, Mr. Buttermilk Butt of Buttcrack, Nebraska. Not yours. #
I swear to god, I love Prince, but I wrote this: http://bit.ly/pjrQr #
@patrishy: Practice makes perfect! Part time at Rupture, part time at Experience Project, freelancing for Mandarin Oriental. Busy! #
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San Francisco’s latest fad: Using Nordstrom receipts as bookmarks in pretentious New Times bestsellers. I have four! #
FACT: Two people that combine loud whispering with very strenuous body language in the Bay Area are usually French or New Yorkers. END FACT #
No, “delux luxury limo van,” you are not delux or luxurious. Not yours. #
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