What if… ah, shit, never mind. What ifs are stupid. #
CcSteff: “Mayonnaise is an affront to reason and good taste.” Me: “Mayonnaise is what makes reason taste good. Sandwiches… mmm… want…” #
@billdoty, I think Hulu’s been less and less useful or relevant with every passing day. Too bad, really. #
Franken seated. http://bit.ly/xa4Ei
. Now we wait […]
As you age, you start to recognize those qualities in you that women like. For instance, me? I can’t grow a Hitler ’stache. Girls love that. #
Toilet condoms not only protect your ass from whatever’s on the seat — it protects us from whatever’s on your ass. The More You Know(TM). #
(I see the grammar […]
Ah, Billy Mays. The Celebrity Death Trifecta is complete. (Sorry Ed, I ain’t counting you.) #
Powered by Twitter Tools.
Post-Xbox 360 purchase, I have a theory: One reason we have kids is so we can play with them. Kids no longer needed. Population nose-dive! #
Memorial service. #
Powered by Twitter Tools.
How you know MJ passing away is big news: Strangers on the streets of downtown San Francisco are actually talking to each other about it. #
I did this. Sigh: http://bit.ly/13cXIz #
FACT: Do not order food at Missouri Lounge in Berkeley if Natto is not there: Other dude will take an hour as he makes out […]
Americans have done a much better job at standardizing the English language than anyone else. (No comment on whether this is good or bad.) #
At a cafe. I oughta be stabbing this doc to death with contemptuous fingers of maximum pain. Instead, listening to the dulcet sounds of Seal #
Hey! Found three wifi spots THAT […]
Watching Isis at The Great American. Or, about to. Don’t actually know them, but they allegedly have a huge sound. Ear plugs in place! #
@sflovestory: YES. #
Dear world: I’m at the Isis show with @herdnoise and he’s scared and wants his mommy. That is all. #
Keyboards? I am confused. Scared. #
Thank god for earplugs! Liking […]