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On this day, let’s remember that Jesus wasn’t blond, didn’t speak English, and was a Jew. HAPPY EASTER! #

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Remember when @hulu was really great? You should, it was only a couple months ago. Now it’s a lot less useful and offers less content. Lame. #
63 days later, I’m going to work. This is what it sounds like when doves cry. Poster: “Taylor Hicks as Teen Angel.” Sad face here. #
@ohheygreat, I can in […]

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I pee, I lose two followers. That’s cool, you were too weak for this anyway. #
@CcSteff, exactly. If you really want to hate on college kids, come out to Berkeley. Smells as good as it sounds. #
Hmm. Front broke out. Will be temping as a desk-jockey at a law school and freelancing for a big-ass […]

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All quiet on the job front. This usually means the enemy (or a lack of employment offers) is about to strike. Shhhhhhh… #
Gmail keeps sending me offline chat messages 12-to-24 hours too late. No wonder Gmail’s still in… ahem… “beta.” Lame. #
I peed so loud, I woke up my friends’ three-week-old baby girl. Sorry kid! […]

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“America has not won a war of significance since World War II.” #
@shreddd, pleassssse don’t make GBV mean what I think it means because, OMG, WTF? (Also: Pavement still rules and I’m not drunk!) #
Heb de promosite van halveflesjes.nl aangepast. Kost wat moeite, maar nu tweets ook live daarop te lezen. #

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I know that face. That’s “I’m tweeting furiously on my mobile device” face. #

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Okay, most important American band ever: Pixies or Pavement? Pavement. Easy. But if Pixies had skipped Kim Deal, it’d be much closer. Maybe. #
Tomorrow… er… today, erm… when I next wake up, it’s all Pavement lyrics from me. Unfollow now if you’re a hater! #
(But before all that: I rocked the shit out of Rockband […]

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