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Bee-yoo-ti-ful day in Berkeley! (As long as you don’t look at anybody!) #
(Except me, obviously!) #

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I am at the Fox, beeotches! Gonna see me some Band of Horses! #
The Fox had toilet-condoms! And the toilets are clean! Greatest venue ever?? #
Some band from Australia called Drones is opening. Some band from Australia called Drones is pretty boring. #
Drones is SO bad, not one person at the Fox is paying attention […]

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Wall Street Journal messing with SF’s daily: “We Chronicle More.” That’s effin hot! #
After polling users to see if they would buy or use an ad-supported app, BART released developer tools. “Build your own BART apps.” Heh. #

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Alien: Why should we spare your puny race, hoo-mon? Me: Thou shalt know –we created beer! Alien: Cool. #
Whuh? #
Retweet @herdnoise: “If someone tweets in the Twitterverse, and no one is following… does that mean I’m a complete loser?” #
Hanging at Starbucks before going into writing gig. Feels like old times. I miss you, Starbucks. […]

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The meaning of my name keeps changing. Used to be Gaelic for “upright.” Then: “Wise man on the hill.” Now? “Hill/mount.” I liked “upright.” #
BART likes to advertise to potential criminals that it can’t guarantee the safety of passengers against their predations. Often, and loudly. #
@theamygrace, yeah, that got mixed in with “hill/mount” entries. Where […]

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Wrong: A) Naming your PortaPottie company “Ker Plunk” and brandishing it upon each unit. Loudly. #

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Peeps, if I ever choke to death on a hotdog, please make fun of me. #
Was offered a black “genocide awareness” wristbandy thing, but I’d rather not think about it. #

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