I’ve never lived with a ladyfriend. Now we’re talking about it and makes me all crinkly inside. #
Heh. Had to pretend I had to use the restroom so I could stop the crumpling inside. The crumpling is not bad. Just intense. #
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@twitter, are you working on IM issues someday please dammit? #
Dudes, closing in on tweet No. 3,500. Watch me forget and it’ll be all “U R SO DUM AN I R DURUNK” #
The worst job I’ve ever had in the world in the world is job searching. Had? Oh wait, have. I hate my job. […]
Walking up on another Berkeley PD pullover… whoa! A white dude. Second time in two years, I think. Must be Crack Down on Caucasian Day. #
Lemon Party is sweet. Only thing missing is a bunch of Philadelphia Eagles banners. #
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People who suck: A) Andrew W.K. B) Some other people I’m too lazy to hate right now. #
Oh, but: B) The Killers. #
“Hulu is proud to support the efforts of The More You Know(TM).” The more you know (TM) #
Wow. With every passing episode, Battlestar Galactica gets worse. #
It’s okay, Kara. You can push the […]
@sammawamma, in California, we call them Texas Rolling Stops. At least, we should. I’ve already started the campaign. #
Why the Internet is neat: It takes all of three seconds to see that there are no new jobs being advertised. Will wonders never cease? #
And just as I complain, I get an email from an HR […]
BWA HA HA. “Country Joe & The Fish.” What a dumb band name. Probably still better than Phish, however. But then, so are most bands. Stupids. #
She: “My boyfriend doesn’t let me talk.” Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY GAAAAWWWWWD. #
We’re listening to @fireland’s podcast right now. She doesn’t want to make love to me […]