RT Jonahstein: JonahsteinRT lots of folks, Andrew Goodman to @guykawasaki: You are Ruining Twitter! http://tinyurl.com/d889wo - BRAVO Andrew #
@bit0mike, how about the f, c, k keys? Are they doing okay? #
Wow, that last RT was a disaster. Just go here: http://tinyurl.com/d889wo #
Being completely awesome all the time can get pretty boring. Being a dick? Never. […]
“I’m a PC and I’m eight years old” said the really creepy kid who is going to grow up with weird facial ticks. #
Brightkite is the new spam. Eff you, @brightkite. #
Earthquake? When? Where? #
@biorhythmist, define “properly”? #
After a long day of submitting resumes, weeping and writing the next Great American novel, I am now […]
Used condoms greet you in front of the police station. Berkeley! #
Hey kids! Come to the Lone Palm! The Bartender will pick her teeth JUST BEFORE making your drink! Yummy. #
I didn’t hate the last episode of BSG as much as I anticipated. First part was pretty fun. Drawn-out farewell to the obvious ending less […]
I hate you, Blues Traveller. Or is it Traveler? I won’t look it up, I hate you THAT much. Stop insulting my ears. Stop assaulting my brain. #
Sadness is glancing over and seeing the one other peep in the cafe checking themselves out on Twitter Search VIA TOOLBAR LINK. #
Driving across the Bay Bridge westward […]
Am drinking. Am wanting to smoke hookah. Am wanting to play Catan. Am listening to @ylnt and wishing I could turn it off so I can play Catan #
I do not love you people. I make love to you people. Do you understand? (Except you, mom!) #
(And dad! You too!) #
Is that so, @ctsinclair? What […]
Scott Pilgrim No. 5 is out and sold out and therefore I am very sad. Bastards. #
Ladyfriend feels sickly, was worried about looking dumpy, but I reminded her we live in Berkeley. So we’re at the noodle house now. #
It’ll be a sad day when David Bowie dies. #
Just checked out BSG Classic on Hulu: […]
Huge flash of light throughout a cloudless night about five minutes ago, Oaklandward — anyone know anything? #
When a star (or Internet “star”) gets, say, 50,000 or 100,00 followers on Twitter, how many followers are actually reading their posts? #
@Kalli, that’s, like, the No. 1 thing for me! #
@rahulgupta, shirt.woot took my number, gave it […]