Mary: “…and you’re really compassionate.” Me: “Yeah, I don’t make fun of retards as much anymore.” #
If you need something explained, ask @lonefrog because he’s a good explainer. #
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Linkedin updated. Resume updated. Samples of writing nearly updated. I’m going to unleash a flood of ePaperwork upon this world… #
Does this mean you only have three friends in the world, @patrishy? :) #
Worried that Twitter will suspend this account. Hey guys, it’s me, furilla! Not even pretending to be someone awesome, just am. #
Considering […]
Lauren’s party is tonight: At least 30-40 peeps in a tiny apartment. So I’m gonna wear an extra-small wife beater and tiny jean shorts. #
I don’t totally get it yet, but I started a tumblr: http://excavations.tumblr.com/. If I do it right, it’s gonna be a photo blog of awesome. #
Update on tonight’s event: NAKED PARTY […]
When I’m hungry I can’t make decisions, but I’ve decided this inane waitress MUST DIE! #
Waiting for @everywherewoman to respond to my chat. Waiting. Waiting. Oh, there she is, tweeting. Not responding to chat. Hmm… #
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I find fat people fascinating. Always have. Not a fetish, promise. I just don’t understand. Oh mama! #
Friend needed help on her company’s brochure, so I rewrote it. That’s like $300 I just gave away. Dammit. She better buy me beer. #
Worst. Fifth Cylon. Evar. #
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Thinking I’ll start a band called Frodo. Also, laid off today. Thinking a band called Atreyu must suck. Do they? Did I spell that right? #
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