Hanging with four peeps who, like me, went to UCSD. But they went, like, four years after I left. So it’s weird and i’m left out — fine! #
“Domina. Word from Greece. Caesar’s won. Pompei’s armies are completely destroyed.” OH SHNAP! #
“She gives women a bad name,” said Lauren about a friend who forwarded […]
Wow: BSG peeps really aren’t concerned by details. May as well do product placements for Pepsi, Marlboros and Oral B. And JD, I’m guessing. #
I’m at a cafe, being twice as old as everyone else at the cafe. They chatter and chirp and somehow don’t say shit. Neat! #
@paryb, I just lose suspension of disbelief […]
I used to think spammers were offering me timeshares, Ethiopian money transfers and v1Agra, but it turns out it’s just Yahoo! Mail. #
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Why don’t journalists get Twitter? What’s so friggin’ hard, retards? #
Dooooods, totally nerding out on Settlers of Catan with Mindi. Sheep! I need more sheep! #
Hey, welcome to Twitter, newbie! You’re about to understand just how unspecial you really are! (Little parade. Huzzah.) #
Took online Myers-Briggs, says I’m an ENFJ. Who knew? Thought I was […]
Ack! Sudden hail and rain strikes Berkeley, cleans the stink! Global warming, or a benign being answering prayers? #
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Was going to listen to NPR, but I already know how bad the economy is. #
Worst spam header ever: “Somewhat surprisingly, sex is good.” Unopened! #
Bret Easton Ellis, it’s “…a waitress from Abetone’s in Aspen WHOM I raped with a can of hairspray last Christmas…” Not “who.” WHOM. #
God told me to do it, I […]
I’m sad that Scrubs is still on TV. I liked it, long long ago… #
Ask.com wants a Sr. Copywriter with experience with Twitter. They want samples. Their site doesn’t let you upload samples, however. Sigh… #
Hey corporations with internal job-application systems: They generally suck and prevent people from applying (or applying correctly). #
@AlbertWinnie, that’s one […]