It’s pretty cool how Brightkite continues to spam me. Now awaiting @brightkite’s response on how to stop receiving these emails. Again. #
Traveling the great American highways to the inevitable destination of the dorky and the dead — Horse Cave, Kentucky. Cri cri cri. #
In Kentucky. Dude flirting with girls has a belly fold like a […]
Am in Indianapolis. It’s cold here. Bacon’s better here. There’s two gentlemen’s clubs within walking distance, but it’s too cold to walk. #
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It’s obvious that comic book artists who draw The Flash don’t actually run. (Unless I’m wrong. Then I’m just an ass.) #
Thinking I should lie on my resume. I mean, there can’t just be one inventor of the Post-It Note. Amirite? #
You know what else is “shovel ready,” Mr. I’m A Public Figure On National […]
Dang, Obama owns America and the Republicans in that crowd are sad-faced bastards. Can’t wait for Jindal’s response. Good luck with that. #
Obama wants us all to come together. Therefore, by their very political natures, Republicans don’t. It’s true, pass it on. #
Remember how everyone was all, “I love ‘Will & Grace,’ it’s SO funny” […]
If I’m gonna be unemployed at this juncture, by God, I will drink late into the night! Well, that is, if you’ll spot me a beer. Just one. #
I like beer. That is all. #
The ladyfriend says, “Even ugly girls need love.” This somehow warms the evil-dead cockles of my coal-like heart. #
i wil not […]
Firefox on Mac is the suck, despite updates. Options: Safari, Cruz, Flock (interesting, Flock is). Plus, Chrome for Mac is coming up. Maybe. #
Day 109,394,091 of job search: Job? What’s a job? I do not know what this thing is, “job.” (Air quotes included.) #
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@nams, take him to Comic Relief! Assuming he likes comics. Probably doesn’t, actually. But it’s a neat place anyway… #
Flashback: Search “Asian Drinks” on Google, you’ll see some of the worst 3rd-rate humor ever inflicted upon the eyes of man (but not women). #
A week from now, I will bring my awesomeness to Indiana. Poor […]