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The press seems to buzz-buzz about the Palm Pre, but that buzz is all “It’s cool in a non-iPhone way.” It’s like a bee with one wing. #

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I are too tired and cranky and snotalicious to care about whether my verbs agrees with my nouns #

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Drinks I’ve had tonight: The Last Word, Hot Buttered Rum, Salt & Pepper, Corpse Reviver #2, Carter Beats The Devil and Trailer Smash. Yum! #
In downtown Oakland, post riot, during which someone took advantage of the chaos to dump their Christmas tree on the street. Effin smaht. #
Just realized the main reason I don’t like […]

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Drinking. Need to sleep. Need sunlight. Need a drink. Drinking. #
Poor California Highway Patrol motorcycle officers. They have the shittiest uniforms. This guy’s duds may be an Eric Estrada hand-me-down. #
Drove into the West Bay via the nearly abandoned Bay Bridge. Fog hid the city, but for the tops of the tallest structures, lit by […]

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I don’t care if your office’s coffee is Peets. I need to not drink it at the office. Hi Starbucks. #
Even when using Babelfish to translate lyrics from English to German, from German to French, from French to English, Celine Dion still sucks #

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Who has two thumbs? THIS GUY! (I don’t mean to rub it in.) #
Dude, I hope you did, @CcSteff. I’m going to email my boss from an account in which my name is Hulky von Bruges. #
Choose your own death: I’d brown-out my pants, and while laughing, suffer an aneurysm. To die giggling after crapping […]

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For a completely accurate depiction of life in New Zealand, check out “Eagle vs. Shark.” It has it all, except the sheep. #
I’m From Barcelona’s latest album, //Who Killed Harry Houdini?//, is pretty sweet so far. Good with the Bound Stems, I think. Too tired. #
Huh. Apple’s selling music lessons by the original musicians at […]

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