Jan
23
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Jan
22
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I threw the bottle of OJ at the Starbucks barista, which shot past her and into tie backroom. She giggled. #
Here’s a tip from your Uncle Brent: If you’re sporting a mohawk, you’re 30 years too late. That one was free! Sign up for my newsletter! #
My company doesn’t recognize Festivus. There will never be […]
Jan
21
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Once Chrome for Mac is released, I’ll probably never use another browser again. Okay, probably lying, but I like Chrome. #
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Jan
20
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Despite CEO’s objections, we’re gonna watch the inauguration. w0000t #
CEO didn’t want us watching inauguration. “We don’t ever do this otherwise.” But a small revolt settled THAT issue. #
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Jan
16
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Define “upsetting”: The act of smelling something pretty and turning to find something ugly. #
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Jan
15
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MobileMe doesn’t fully support Internet Explorer. Thanks, but I’m trying to log in via Safari… #
It’s weird how dolled-up “Young” Brad Pitt in “Curious Case of Benjamin Button” looks like Michael Jackson, post-300 plastic surgeries. #
Define “wrong”: The act of walking into a restroom and seeing a dude’s pants bunched around his ankles, legs thrust […]
Jan
14
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In like a hurricane, out like a lamb. Or something mixed-metaphory like that. #
I remember when “Diesel Sweeties” was funny. It was five years ago, approximately. Nowadays, it’s the online equivalent of “Garfield.” #
Sorry for the salt, but: May the Republic never forgive Republicans for unleashing that fuck Joe the Plumber upon this once-great nation. […]