My new company developed a pillow for ladies who want to sleep on their stomachs but have big breasts. It’s called The Ledge Pillow. Heh. #
Turns out they developed it — and killed it — six or seven years ago, @vmarinelli. #
Geeking out on the Star Trek trailers. At Starbucks. I love me some Star […]
Hung out with the lady again tonight. I like her face. #
Differences between the West Bay and Berkeley: In SF, there’s a population of dudes that say “cheers” when they mean “okay.” #
Eff you, Firefox. You’re no longer my effing default. You’re no longer my primary. You’re no longer welcome. Feels like a break up. […]
I got her numbah! I got her numbah! Doo-doo-doo! Ha ha! I got her numbah! And so forth. #
@dizzypixel, I emploeyed @TIHSHO’s method. Satisfied customer so far, will subscribe to the newsletter. #
So, we met for a drink tonight. Dinner tomorrow. She’s rad. Whatever! #
Anyone actually like Thievery Corporation? Why do I always think […]
If a hot girl at the gym whom I couldn’t help but notice since last April suddenly waves at me — twice — I should talk to her. Right? #
Elderly lady just had me try on a jacket. “That looks so good on you! Not for Paul tho, he’s too small. You should be […]
Worst book ever: “Reading the OED.” Terrible, terrible writing. Great bathroom book to hate and poop to. #
Worst paragraph ever: “Reading the OED,” first paragraph, page 18 (hard back.) Starts: “To my left is the window….” Lamest graph ever. #
“To my left is the window, curtains drawn back, in case I want to look out […]
Hey kids, don’t worry: Found Starbucks on same block as the job. No undergrads stinking it up! (If you’re an undergrad, you smell great.) #
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