“I’m part of the solution, instead of THE solution.” Me, explaining the difference between new job and Nolo (which didn’t get the solution). #
(Yeah, yeah, I’m a dick when it comes to work.) #
To everyone except @joethepeacock, I wish you a very merry Christmas. Joe, I wish you a Christmas. I bet you get a […]
No traffic on the Bay Bridge today — took me 25 minutes to get from Berkeley to SF. Such joy engendered! I finally feel the holiday spirit! #
Can’t wait to see what color the flick version of “The Road” is, @TIHSHO. #
If the iPhone nano happens, it will: A) just be a weak version […]
You know you’ve reached new heights of sophistication and maturity when you can say, “No one makes gummi bears like Trolli.” And mean it. #
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The bad thing about my Twitter OGs being way popular is that they miss my tweets. The good thing? I’m about to talk SOOO much shit. #
Oh Christ. Old man ruining my quiet moment at Starbucks by singing along to “Georgia on my Mind.” My silent sonic shouts of STOP do nothin’. #
Not going to […]
Forgot my book today, so I’m at Starbucks. There’s an obese woman doing the pee dance in front of the restroom. Highly entertaining. #
Sure, we should educate society, but problems abound with widespread literacy, too. Example: Everyone thinks they are writers. Totally lame. #
Anyone? Anyone? Also: Can I get a WHA-WHAAA? #
What the hell are […]
Missed NPR? Recap: 1) Ponzi schemes, another flavor of Wall Street rip-off. 2) The Fed cutting rates. 3) Obama. So, nothing new. Again. #
Huge, slow line at Starbucks, so I tried to take advantage of AT&T’s free-wifi-for-iPhones deal. But it never connected. So now I’m peeved. #
I want Twitter to give me back my shortcuts […]
Wish I could make money tweeting. That would be sweet. Then I wouldn’t have to sit in a stall, listening to a man rub his anus raw with TP. #
The International Home & Housewares Show in Chicago is being attended by “The Embassy of Poland in Washington, DC.” Should be a joke here… #
There’s a […]