Did you hear that scream from the Dole household? Something about there being no god? #
I’m going to wine and dine Virginia and Georgia, seduce ‘em into my bed, then give them ladies UFIA. #
Kansas, Wyoming, North Dakota, Hell, Nazi Germany, 80s Apartheid South Africa for McCain. Oh, and Kentucky. #
More states going to McCain: […]
Regarding my “tweet/NPR” complaint yesterday: “@nprpolitics: I got them to edit the headline. http://tinyurl.com/6ltw23.” NEAT! #
Time in line at the polls: Zero seconds. Time in line at The Starbucks That’s Making Me Hate @Starbucks: 19 minutes. GRRR. #
Editing Fark: Headlines quieter, saner than I had expected. Lerve mah admins, yo. SHOUT OUT TO MY MODZ […]
Dear @NPR: One does not “send a Twitter.” One tweets. #
I don’t like this Starbucks. They yell at me. “GOOD MORNING WOULD YOU LIKE A PASTRY WHAT IS YOUR NAME THANK YOU.” I miss my Starbucks. #
Sad is the man who has his iPod but forgot his earphones. #
@fitzwillie, I struggle with Peet’s. Better coffee, […]
$2.83 gas! How sad that I’m so excited by $2.83 gas! #
If you’re going to call yourself “Ace”? At least pretend to be interesting. Seriously. At least employ air quotes when meeting peeps. #
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