I’m at The Attic. I’ve never been to The Attic. I like The Attic. They have beer at The Attic. #
As a kid, I didn’t think I’d love beer. But then again, I hated soy sauce after my uncle made me eat a spoonful. Now I’m a soy sauce HHHOOO! #
Hate the NYT styleguide: “Mrs. […]
Checking out Port O’Brien and Crooked Fingers at Great American Music Hall tonight — anyone else? #
Ladywise and girlward, the last 24 hours have been rather humbling. Needed? Nah, but I’m sure some lesson will be learned. Whatever THAT is. #
At the show with @herdnoise. Evidently, none of you are here because it’s us and, […]
Job searching is sooo much fun. Can you hear the fun? It’s because I use the word “fun” and not “WTF THIS IS SOME STUPID SHIT LOLZ.” #
Not wanting to come across as a complainer, but when I turn on the radio, “Barack” or “Obama” are generally the first words heard. Overkill. #
Forgot to eat […]
Lost all connection with the world as I dove into an ocean of wine, @farkerwarchild. #
Lots of empty billboards along 101. Thinking I’ll get a discounted rate and put up, “Hi. I’m Brent.” With a pic. Just introduce myself. #
Some Starbucks are sadder than others. The Soledad, CA Starbucks depresses me. #
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My secret bookmark if missing. It’s always the same but never the same. It’s always from Starbucks. What is it? And what page am I on? #
On wine tour. Wine is complicated. #
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Those who do not play Rockband or Guitar Hero cannot appreciate greatness at the mic. (Pointed, bemused look at @wwjdfakb.) #
Yes. Instead of seeking a job, I’m gearing up for a rock-n-roll life as a beautiful singing boy. #
Everyone ignore @wwjdfakb. She will make your brain all stewey. #
Dude, I am soooo shredding on Guitar […]
Hanging out with @herdnoise at George & Walt’s. You can come drink with us if you like. It’s cheap. #
I like @kimbees54 because she’s weird. Word to the weird! And your mother. #
HEY YOU JERKOFFS! Come out to Goege & Walt’s! Like I said too! #
I love iPhone but I hate its input whatevers because, […]