Nov
22
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I’m effin grumpy today. Weird, because I got a job offer yesterday. Oh yeah, I got a job offer yesterday! Still grumpy though. #
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Nov
20
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At my friend’s place, watching cable TV: Flomax can reduce the presence of semen. Missing sooo much being cable-free. #
I’m also eating her mixed nuts. I oughta buy her more, but I won’t. #
Sorry, sorry, @jenniferkutz — I was actually looking for my shoes. Have you seen them? #
Anyone else having problems with Firefox (Mac)? […]
Nov
19
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They’re calling references. #
Man, Malcolm Gladwell… I mean, I like his books. Then I try to reread them and I just want to gouge my eyes out. He talks like that, too. #
“Everything is what it is, and not another thing.” — Bishop Joseph Butler. (I hope I got that right.) #
Remove “Bloc Party. Intimacy” […]
Nov
18
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The problem with Californication is that it’s not true, not in the least. The writer does not get the woman back. Nope. #
If you don’t know the difference between espresso and coffee when you order your precious mocha, you’re wasting everybody’s time. Stop it. #
As I peel an orange and enjoy its succulent flesh, I […]
Nov
17
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You’re just looking for an excuse to post to #badmama, @wcopley. #
Is it okay that I’m tellin people I’m writing a book and I’ve written four words? #
Purchased microwave, didn’t set the clock for six months. Then I did. Month later: Blackout. Haven’t reset it, but I keep checking for time. #
Ah Christ, missed my […]
Nov
16
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I knew what I was ordering when I ordered the avocado toast. But I was still surprised to see it. #
Never want to hurt your feelings, especially when I heart you. But I’m an ass, the sort that can’t see how dumb he is cuz he’s sooooo smart. #
My landlord keeps dummy cars in spots […]
Nov
15
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@ohheygreat: Yes, you do. #
At the Berkeley Farmer’s Market. Recommend vegetarian taquitos from Flacos’ stand. #
If you want to go unnoticed in Berkeley, drive a Prius, use a MacBook, wear an Obama shirt. #
Founder/CEO of former company just parked his Prius in the yellow. Don’t wish him ill, but I wanna see a ticket! [Cackles […]