It’s too bad no one is going to see my oh-so-hawt monkey underwear tonight. Uhm, not that the monkey is oh so hawt. It’s the underwear. Yes. #
Unfair, unjust: Being able to block someone from viewing your Twitter profile thing even after you subscribe to his or hers. #
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Whenever I ask for water with no ice, it’s a 50/50 proposition that I’ll actually get it with no ice. Now it’s my “let Universe decide” tool #
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Love it when I spell the archaic version of the second-person singular present form of a verb correctly, even if it’s an alternate spelling #
There is no reason for MPR Current Song of the Day to download Death Cab for Cutie onto my beautiful MacBook. Now I have to return it. Dang. #
Me and other […]
Hey Tennessee! Chasing a greased pig is not “Americana.” That’s just being a redneck. #
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Okay, WTF is Magpie? (I could Google, but y’all are much more fun to read.) #
I’m at a cafe that is not Starbucks. I do not know what to do next. #
Finally figured out the word for “grande” in this cafe’s language is “medium.” I want my mommy. #
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Fillmore’s floors are sticky. Seeing Drive-By Truckers tonight. The Hold Steady are on stage, and I’m not impressed. Sorry. #
I’d be so good on stage. I wouldn’t give a fuck. How do I get up on stage? #
I am in a mood. #
Front guy for The Hold Steady thinks he’s much more clever than he […]
To the West Bay! Then the East Bay! Then the West Bay again! What a day. #
Oh yeah — I’ve got me a job. Start on Monday, December 1. Huzzah, little parade, et cetera #
Dang. I already told y’all I got a job. Whatevs. #
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